Why I don't have a dog

I used to have this dog named Bebop growing up.

The dog followed me around and wanted all my food. I have Easton for that.

Bebop would pee and poop in the wrong places. I have Creighton for that.

She would sometimes be onry and bark and whine. I have Jackson for that.

And sometimes she would cuddle with me. I have my boys for that.

Yeah, I definitely don't need a dog.