For those of you who get humor out of others distress, this entry is for you. As you saw in my previous post, my patience has been tested a lot as of late. Jackson has been working on not making "houses." He even prays that he won't make them "because they make mommy sad." However he still does but now he calls them "spaceships, cars, and dinosaurs." People have told me that the terrible twos are nothing, and it's the trying threes. Wow, were they right! Jackson has only been 3 for 3 weeks, and he is trying me every single day. 2 nights ago, I decided that I really needed to not yell at my kids. I don't yell a lot, but it seemed like more and more lately. That night, I prayed for patience and help not to yell. Well, I think my patience was tested more than ever and I didn't yell....I just cried a lot.
#1: It started with Jackson waking up at 6:15. Being lazy, I took him downstairs, put him on the couch and turned on the Disney Channel. I came down later and he had gotten this basket of candy out (It was on top of the fridge, I didn't know he could reach), poured it out all over the floor and was having a good old time eating it all.

#2: Jackson has now been potty trained for 3 weeks and he has done amazing with maybe only two accidents the whole time. Yesterday he didn't have any accidents, he just decided that he didn't need to go to the bathroom in the toilet anymore. I noticed that there was some liquid on the treadmill. I wiped it up and it was yellow. I asked him what it was and he said he didn't know. I thought it must have been his apple juice, but kept thinking about it. On top of the treadmill and right next to where the liquid was found was Creighton's little tricycle. I included a picture, and as you can see there is a little compartment in the back for the kids to put toys and other things. I guess that it must have resembled a little toilet or something because when I opened it up there was poop and pee in it. SOOOO GROSS!

#3: Jackson was having quiet time watching a movie in the back room and I went back there to check on him. He said he had some pee pee on his foot. Sure enough, there was. He urinated on a toy. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Please note, that he didn't have accidents in his pants. He took them off to perform both of these actions. It was deliberate and just plain mean.
#4: Went to get Creighton from his nap, came back 30 seconds later and Jackson had colored with a black crayon all over the carpet.
There is more, but these were the worst for the day. I didn't talk to anyone about this yesterday because I was too upset. For those of you who want to call and talk to me about this to laugh, please don't. I do not find this funny yet and I am not quite sure when I will. I would like to note, I have disinfected the trike, threw away the toy he urinated on and disinfected all the areas around so please don't be scared of my house. I have also got Jackson back on page and there have been no problems today. I did not pray for patience last night.